THE SANTA CLAUSES did not have to be made.…
Continue ReadingAnother holiday rom/com is passing through AMAZON’s 2022 repertoire. YOUR CHRISTMAS OR MINE should probably just keep on going. …
Continue ReadingI’d planned to write a witty, fun, rhyming introduction to this review, but, well… what’s the point? The latest release from XYZ Films, THE MEAN ONE—a slasher film based on the iconic HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (yes, you read that right)—is just not worth the effort. If you’re unfamiliar with XYZ Films, don’t kick yourself. They grabbed some attention this August by announcing their upcoming slasher flick, WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY. You see, as soon as the…
Continue ReadingCould have made a pretty good mini series...sadly not the case.…
Continue ReadingSadly, I won't continue watching WILLOW weekly.…
Continue ReadingFIT FOR CHRISTMAS is a part of CBS’s holiday rom/com holiday movie month. It is not worth your time unless you have already binged HALLMARKS’s entire December season. …
Continue ReadingIn the world of low-budget horror films, there are hits and misses. Few of these movies fall in the space between those two extremes, but every once in a while, one does. That’s the case with Charlie Steeds’ latest Lovecraftian flick, FREEZE. Steeds, known for b-movie titles such as VAMPIRE VIRUS and DEADMAN APOCOLYPSE, has a pension for aiming higher than the restrictions he’s been bound by. In many ways, this far reach succeeds in his latest film, but in…
Continue ReadingNoah Baumbach's WHITE NOISE is an ambitious failure. It's a train/car wreck that you cannot stop watching.…
Continue ReadingDON’T WORRY DARLING is not at all what I expected. And I don’t mean this in a good way.…
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