Welp 😩. That’s it. Ten episodes later, THE BIG DOOR PRIZE answers zero questions. I understand it’s trying to be a LOST-like mystery, but the creators forgot to pay off any narrative debt. Halfway through the season (and hopeful) series finale, Izzy says, “How do I get out of here? I’m going in circles.” Unfortunately, the same can be said for this awful series. It goes in circles and leaves audiences with a case of the “blues.”

Usually, I would go into a passionate rant about why this show didn’t stick the landing. But this show isn’t worth it. I wasted five hours of my life watching the first season. If I were to pull a Morpho card, it would say:

It’s available on Apple TV+ to skip.

Aaron "Dobler" Goldstein

Aaron Goldstein is a Product Manager by day, ludicrous speed content consumer by night. He’s a LA Film School Alumni and TV Academy / Producers Guild of America member. Aaron is a proud parent and dad joke enthusiast.

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