All of that build-up.....for THIS?!…
Continue ReadingIn 2015 the U.S. was introduced to a shocking, creepy, under-your-skin horror/drama called GOODNIGHT MOMMY. The Austrian film took horror fans by storm with its stellar cast, creepy cinematography, and surprising storyline. Is it a masterpiece? Maybe not— it was an art-house hit that was part of the “Elevated Horror” (I. Hate. That. Term!) boom of the mid-20-teens. And… in true ‘Murica fashion, Hollywood producers had the bright idea to remake it and try to catch that same lightning in…
Continue ReadingSHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW is just that. Ask me if I care? …
Continue ReadingDon't waste your time on ELVIS - I'd recommend just watching Autin Butler highlight videos on YouTube.…
Continue ReadingIn WELCOME TO THE CLUB, a promotional short goes wrong by focusing on Lisa Simpson becoming a villain.…
Continue ReadingCW-level romance mixed with PG-13 level horror. Nuff said.…
Continue ReadingLet me make two things perfectly clear. First: this movie is not for everyone. Second: I wanted to like this movie…I really did. As an avid horror buff, I love an absurd concept and am intrigued by almost anything that updates Lovecraftian lore. Unfortunately, GLORIOUS moves too slowly for its own good, even at a tight one hour and eighteen minutes. First, there’s THE ABSURD PREMISE. Wes (Ryan Kwanten), a troubled man on a road trip, stops at a public…
Continue ReadingVisually stunning. Disastrous on every other level.…
Continue ReadingJust when I think SURFACE can’t get any slower, it blows my mind and crawls to the end.…
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