A soup with a bunch of appetizing ingredients mixed together...that turns out to not taste good at all.…
Continue ReadingA couple of years ago, when I read Grady Hendrix’s book MY BEST FRIENDS EXORCISM, I couldn’t put it down. The witty, nostalgic horror comedy was a fun, quick summer read with a cool-looking 80’s VHS-esque book cover and a silly title. Described as BEACHES meets THE EXORCIST, it was certainly no masterpiece, but it was wacky fun. However, as I watched the movie, I couldn’t put my phone down…out of boredom. This on-the-fly film adaptation has stripped the story…
Continue ReadingAMBULANCE is a 100% Michael Bay, over-the-top action movie.…
Continue ReadingAfter tonight's episode, I'll be "ghosting" this season until I'm "dared" to rejoin by a certain "devil."…
Continue ReadingThe classic 1960’s sitcom THE MUNSTERS has charmed and spooked audiences for decades. With the recent surge of reboot after reboot it was clearly time for the Munster family to make their grand, spooky return—and who better than Rob Zombie to introduce them to the modern age?…
Continue ReadingAll of that build-up.....for THIS?!…
Continue ReadingIn 2015 the U.S. was introduced to a shocking, creepy, under-your-skin horror/drama called GOODNIGHT MOMMY. The Austrian film took horror fans by storm with its stellar cast, creepy cinematography, and surprising storyline. Is it a masterpiece? Maybe not— it was an art-house hit that was part of the “Elevated Horror” (I. Hate. That. Term!) boom of the mid-20-teens. And… in true ‘Murica fashion, Hollywood producers had the bright idea to remake it and try to catch that same lightning in…
Continue ReadingSHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW is just that. Ask me if I care? …
Continue ReadingDon't waste your time on ELVIS - I'd recommend just watching Autin Butler highlight videos on YouTube.…
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