THE WHITE LOTUS is so back! And while Esta and Aaron had mid-emoji ๐Ÿ˜Š reactions to it, Maya and Tarush LOVED it ๐Ÿคฉ.

Here’s the team’s episodic breakdown of the season.

E1 SAME SPIRITS, NEW FORM ๐Ÿคฉ

The pilot episode did not fail to disappoint or fall under any expectations that fans had been waiting for. In the time we live in, where shows take years to produce new seasons (STRANGER THINGSโ€ฆ), THE WHITE LOTUS does a brilliant job of keeping the formula the same but switching the ingredients to keep fans happy.

– Maya

E2 SPECIAL TREATMENTS ๐Ÿคฉ

Although not much in particular happens in SPECIAL TREATMENTS, it still manages to feel important. THE WHITE LOTUS offers us an intimate peek into the lives of its characters; it seems to know what viewers are thinking and accelerates their expectations to new levels.

– Tarush

E3 THE MEANING OF DREAMS ๐Ÿคฎ

THE WHITE LOTUS is a conundrum for me. I want to love it like everyone else seems to be feeling. I want to revel in the lush location and be mesmerized by this wellness resortโ€™s slow and steady pace in Thailand. I want to identify with one of the vast cast members while truly understanding all their troubles and angst. This is when we cue the inspirational, New Age music to soaring heights. Ughโ€ฆ I just canโ€™t do it.ย 

– Esta

E4 HIDE OR SEEK ๐Ÿ˜Š

Overall, HIDE OR SEEK was not the best or worst episode of the series. However, we are reaching the point where the world-building has done its job, and it is now time to give the other characters plot devices to move the story further (and/or give Jason Isaacs a break).

– Maya

E5 FULL-MOON PARTY ๐Ÿ˜Šย 

I found myself finally much more intrigued by THE WHITE LOTUS. The FULL-MOON PARTY was more interesting and exciting than in previous weeks. The writers kept the action between the large ensemble without slowing down the intrigue, except for showing footage of the lapping ocean waves. I still maintain the story could be condensed to 45 minutes instead of the usual 60-minute episodes. This additional editing would help create tighter, additional explosive moments.ย 

– Esta

E6 DENIALS ๐Ÿคฉ

The latter half of season 3 of THE WHITE LOTUS is already shaping into one of my favorite moments in television history. Episode 5 was brilliant, and episode 6 somehow topped it. The drama is finally reaching an exciting point, and weโ€™re getting somewhere with the storylines (a complaint I brought up in my episode 4 review). The writing was genius, and the acting was just perfection. I canโ€™t gush enough over how much I love this series and how happy weโ€™re reaching the heights that season 2 went for me.

– Maya

E7 KILLER INSTINCTS ๐Ÿ˜Š

There are some clear problems in S3 that are stopping it from reaching the heights of S2. Those are:

  • Jason Isaacsย โ€“ Every time heโ€™s on the screen, his medicated responses stall the showโ€™s plot progression. Mike White has given far too much screen time for his character to mumble his way through each scene.
  • Parker Poseyย โ€“ You know itโ€™s bad when your character is imitated in an unflattering way on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. Itโ€™s not Poseyโ€™s fault โ€“ itโ€™s just that she has been given so little to do this year outside of being upset and spoiled.
  • Monks โ€“ย The monk subplot and theme is not that interesting. I get why the mechanism is being used to showcase the lack of balance in these charactersโ€™ lives, but again โ€“ itโ€™s getting too much screen time. However, I did love the quote of the week โ€“ย โ€œMaybe Jesus will save her from those Buddhists.โ€ย ย 

– Aaron

E8 AMOR FATI ๐Ÿคฉ

I adored every second of this season and can not believe I must wait years to say itโ€™s WHITE LOTUS Sunday again. This season, cast, plot lines, and Greek-level tragedy have never disappointed me. I am grateful for the universe finally putting me on Walton Goggins, and I will now watch everything heโ€™s ever been in. I will deeply miss my comfort, crazy rich people, and I hope Mike White is furiously typing away a season 4 (but then maybe we can end it after that).

– Maya

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The entire third season is available to stream on Max.

Maya McElhaney

Maya is a teen girl from Phoenix, Arizona. She loves Sofia Coppola, 80โ€™s horror, Kirsten Dunst, and her ultimate celebrity crush, Kieran Culkin. Her third favorite movie is Cruel Intentions so please, realize youโ€™re dealing with some high taste over here.

Esta Rosevear

Esta Rosevear has been a Theatre Arts teacher and director for 35+ years, published Childrenโ€™s author of the Rebecca series, and is passionate about playing her violin, walking, gardening, and reading murder mysteries.

Aaron "Dobler" Goldstein

Aaron Goldstein is a Product Manager by day, ludicrous speed content consumer by night. Heโ€™s a LA Film School Alumni and TV Academy / Producers Guild of America member. Aaron is a proud parent and dad joke enthusiast.

Tarush Mohanti

Tarush Mohant is a playlist curator and music explorer, the creator of illussongs (illustrations of songs), and has a fitness plan motivated by action movies (running, climbing, swimming, hiking).

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