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THE LIGHTHOUSE 🤮

No amount of technical and acting accolades can hide the fact that “The Lighthouse” is just a bad movie (#SorryNotSorry 92% RT score).

For a Bergman / Hitchcock like suspense / horror film, it manages to do neither while breaking the cardinal rule of cinema – “thou shalt not bore the audience.”

In other words:

Movie Run Time: 110 minutes

3 White Claw Induced Nap Time: 10 minutes

Length of movie enjoyed: 10 minutes

Aaron "Dobler" Goldstein

Aaron Goldstein is a Product Manager by day, ludicrous speed content consumer by night. He’s a LA Film School Alumni and TV Academy / Producers Guild of America member. Aaron is a proud parent and dad joke enthusiast.

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