I’m just resigned to the fact that I just don’t understand Pedro Almodovar’s work as a whole. He always manages to make beautiful-looking films with amazing performances… but more than half of the time his characters don’t have any arcs, and his stories feel glacially slow. I defy anybody to watch this film and tell me that these characters change in any way whatsoever throughout the course of the film. I try really hard with Almodovar flicks. I really do.…
Continue ReadingTHE PLUCKY SQUIRE is a game I wanted to love but ended up hate quitting. Nintendo shouldn’t hold the monopoly on fantastic platformers. We can have rare exceptions like this year’s ASTRO BOT take GOTY, and that is okay. However, I get frustrated when critics like mediocre games because of the animation, original story, and intent. On paper, THE PLUCKY SQUIRE should be a bonafide hit. It has everything that you’d want from a platformer. It looks and feels like…
Continue ReadingEvery serialized TV show has filler episodes. Some are better than others. Unfortunately, SCAR TISSUE is not only one of the worst FROM episodes but one of the worst TV episodes I’ve seen in recent memory. …
Continue ReadingLONELY PLANET is a predictable, slow-paced, rom-com with insipid dialogue and an age gap of huge proportions.…
Continue ReadingLast week, I gave FROM the benefit of the doubt and upgraded its filler status with a positive review, hoping this week’s would be a big reveal. Sadly, I was caught in the show’s revolving “mouse trap,” as E3 failed to live up to any of the hype from E2. FROM’s premise and the majority of its likable characters continue to be the reason to watch. However, the series struggles to keep the momentum consistently moving forward. Audiences repeatedly see…
Continue ReadingProfoundly disappointing. Shockingly confusing.…
Continue ReadingI appreciate it when a film shoots for the stars like JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX does. Unfortunately this movie, as ambitious as it sets out to be, barely breaks the nearest window.…
Continue ReadingTHE PERFECT COUPLE details the lavish lifestyle of a rich family on the spectacular Nantucket Bay area. …
Continue ReadingFor a 90's action movie fan...this is as disappointing as it can get.…
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