In this GAME OF THRONES chasing episode, the vampires are back to their duties as heads of the Vampiric Council. If only they had a “F*CKING GUIDE!” to tell them how to rule.

This week’s MVP goes to the relationship between Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) and Dark Shade (Kristen Schaal). I love their exchanges. Does she want to eat him, have sex with him, or all of the above? It’s going to be a darkly enjoyable time watching whatever the results are over the course of this season.

As Guillermo plays a “big game of chess” with the throne, Laszlo (Matt Berry) and Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) are in “need of a better bucket.” Unfortunately, the Guy Pillow hawking bit, which is a My Pillow Guy take-off, just wasn’t that funny. I wanted to laugh at the Agatha Christy-style board game Colin brought to the party, but instead, we are in for a different metaphorical pillow-fight.

“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law” and tune in to the latest episode on FX, but please only do it on “Thursday.”

Aaron "Dobler" Goldstein

Aaron Goldstein is a Product Manager by day, ludicrous speed content consumer by night. He’s a LA Film School Alumni and TV Academy / Producers Guild of America member. Aaron is a proud parent and dad joke enthusiast.

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