No amount of technical and acting accolades can hide the fact that “The Lighthouse” is just a bad movie (#SorryNotSorry 92% RT score).
For a Bergman / Hitchcock like suspense / horror film, it manages to do neither while breaking the cardinal rule of cinema – “thou shalt not bore the audience.”
In other words:
Movie Run Time: 110 minutes
3 White Claw Induced Nap Time: 10 minutes
Length of movie enjoyed: 10 minutes
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