I keep telling myself I am a grown man, I shouldn’t have to sleep with the light on tonight. Then I remind…
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THE MASTER is a compelling/complicated piece of cinema that should soar from the amazing performances but instead is disappointingly the...…
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RED HOOK SUMMER Is not only the worst flick of 2012, it’s also the worst film Spike Lee has made.…
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For the first time while watching a Bourne movie, I was actually excited to hear the Moby song play during LEGACY...only because…
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Kirsten Stewart apologized for cheating on Robert Pattinson yet I still haven’t received my apology for the TWILIGHT franchise.…
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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES is messy spectacle filmmaking and after 2 viewings I still can’t figure out why I love it so…
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A.O. Scott’s analogy for BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD sums up exactly why I can’t stop thinking about the best film so…
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AMERICAN WEDDING is still the worst thing Fred Willard has released in theaters.…
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SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN is not a great movie but it is one letter off from possibly becoming a great porno…
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The Academy should just hand over the Oscar to Rihanna now for her rousing performance in BATTLESHIP.…
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It’s not saying much, but THE LORAX is the best full length feature based on a Dr. Suess book…
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Totally hooked on CHRONICLE Is it too early to put a film on my top 10 list for 2012? Flipping amazing movie…
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THE IRON LADY would have been watchable If only Anthony Stewart Head bursted into a “Once More with Feeling” song…
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MY WEEK WITH MARILYN is a film searching for its tone with a few great performances. Here’s hoping the Oscars avoid the…
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Idea: Going to see REAL STEEL drunk to mock Mystery Science Theater 3000 style Results: failed since the movie was actually pretty…
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FOOTLOOSE is the same movie as the 1984 version, so wouldn’t it make more sense to just release an anniversary edition like…
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MONEYBALL made me want to be an Oakland A’s fan.…
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